Committe to Make America Smooth Again: Campaign Platform
by Libby Cudmore & Mike Wooten
We strive to help America celebrate her Sweet Freedom. The freedom to Steal Away, to Ride Like The Wind, to Take It To The Streets.
America has gotten less smooth. Like our friends from the UK, Ace, once asked, "How Long Has This Been Going on?" We don't know -- maybe we're near the end. We don't think so, in fact. We think that's What A Fool Believes.
We need to bring back Jazz influence, sly lyrics, and singers who don't feel like every song is an opportunity to show the limits of their range. Instead of making stars out of TV game show vocalist, we need to bring back chain smokers that have every great soul and jazz LP and chops to die for. We want to put a session player in every studio, a Black Cow in every hand.
Now, My Rival, they'll make you a lot of promises. A lot of threats. They say there's a Breakdown Dead Ahead. But that's just not true. Smooth Music is still around us, and with your help, we can bring it back to every turntable in America. They say it's a hopeless fight, but we say we've gotta try.
Hey 19, you can legally vote. And we encourage you to vote Smooth. We don't want to be King of the World. We just want to Make America Smooth Again. We know you have doubts, but we're asking you to throw out your gold teeth and see how they roll.
If you're ready to Swear Your Love, we're with you in spirit. Just ask and Ya Mo Be There. Yes, Ya Mo Be There with every American who desires a Smooth America. From Laurel Canyon to Barrytown to Georgia and deep in the Caves of Altamira, whether you're on land or Sailing the seas, Ya Mo Be There. We're asking Sara to Smile, Rosanna to not go away and the Pearl of the Quarter to keep doing what she does. If there's a warm wind blowing the stars around come election day, we'd really love to see you there.
Minute by Minute, we'll be holding on. There's a Change of the Guard on the horizon. We Believe in It.
Yours in Smooth Music, Always
Libby Cudmore and Mike Wooten